My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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