if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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