we're blogging at a bar
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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