How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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