So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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