Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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