Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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