I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I fill condoms, not promises.
MIDGETS
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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