just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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