Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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