i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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