wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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