Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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