I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.