Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.