Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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