So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.