did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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