do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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