Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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