We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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