Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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