P.S. I can't hear my feet
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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