I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm