i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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