glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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