it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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