One girl and one boy is just not enough.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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