butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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