Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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