Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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