In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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