I accidentally had phone sex last night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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