Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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