Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will die if light touches me.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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