Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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