This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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pray to the hookup gods
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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