I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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