Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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