so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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