508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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