He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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