I want to have your abortion
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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