Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
