i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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