question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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