YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
A bitchslap is in order.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
