just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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