I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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