If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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