I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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