Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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