while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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