awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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